Favourite Quotes from "Juno"

this is the 2nd time i've watched "Juno". damn i loveeee this movie man! it's so funny with all the funny and ironic dialogues. for those who haven't watched it yet (which i doubt), you have to watch it, seriously! it's a comedy about a teenage girl named Juno dealing with her teenage pregnancy. it's a must watch! oh oh and the soundtrack of this movie is nice~ :D below are some of my favourite quotes:



Juno: It started with a chair.

Juno: Uhhh, I hate it when adults use the term "sexually active." What does it even mean? Am I gonna like deactivate some day or is it a permanent state of being?

Juno: Bleeker's mom was possibly attractive once, but now she looks like a Hobbit. You know, the fat one, that was in the Goonies.

Juno: I never realize how much I like being home unless I've been somewhere really different for a while.

Juno: (refers to the male runners) When I see them all running like that, with their things bouncing around in their shorts, I always picture them naked, even if I don't want to. All i see is pork swords.

Mac: [when asked by Juno if it's possible for two people to stay happy together forever] In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person will still think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with. <<<---- aww~! favourite quote of the day! =') Bren: I think that kids get bored and have intercourse.

Juno: [leaning up against the wall as she's in labor] OWW! OWW! Fuckity OW!

Mac: Next time I see that Bleeker kid I'm going to punch him in the wiener.

Punk receptionist: Would you like a free condom? They're boysenberry.
Juno: No, thanks. I'm off sex right now.
Punk receptionist: My boyfriend wears them every time we have intercourse, it makes his junk smell like pie.

Juno: You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.

Bleeker: I still have your underwear.
Juno:I still have your virginity.
Bleeker: God would you suddup??
Juno: What, are you ashamed that we "did" it?
Bleeker: ...no..
Juno: 'coz at least, you don't have to have the evidence under your sweater! (refering to her big belly due to pregnancy)
Bleeker: .....
Juno: I'm a planet! <<<--- i can't stop laughing at this!

Juno: It ended with a chair.